mickmilkvich:

SINGS ALONG TO LANA DEL REY WHILE PRETENDING I’M WEARING ALL RED AND CRYING OVER THE MARRIED OLD MAN I’M DATING WHO’LL NEVER LOVE ME BACK AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM WHILE THIRSTING FOR A CIGARETTE even tho i’m single and dont smoke

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make me choose
↳ taystee or poussey (asked by mybodywakesup)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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eternal-sailormoon:

Requests:
Requested by auxyphloxy

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE